I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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