Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
