saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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