a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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