so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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