people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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