I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i dont even know how to be here
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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