Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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