it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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