He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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