So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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