There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
where am i from again
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
50% drunk capacity currently
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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