People in love make me want to vomit
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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