How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He better not be in your backpack
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
