i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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