I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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