What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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