the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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