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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark

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• (727): View more from Florida

  This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand

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• (916): View more from California

  My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I think you just miss his friendship.

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  I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."

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• (619): View more from California

  Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.

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