If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face