With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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