You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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