I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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