We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
is that a dick in a sweater?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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