so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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