On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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