i was rollin on her like bob the builder
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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