need another drink. this is the easiest way
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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