At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize