That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Who died my cat blue again?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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