so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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