you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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