I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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