Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Randomize
