That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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