Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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