Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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