Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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