Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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