he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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