I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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