I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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