Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish you could order shots online.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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