the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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