i just had sex bonerless
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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