Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Randomize
