Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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