her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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