if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
All I want is dick and wine.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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