He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i believe in u and ur pee
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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