i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
What a dumb baby whore.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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