it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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