There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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