Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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