Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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