I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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