So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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