we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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