when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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