it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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