Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Please, let me fuck your mom
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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