didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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