I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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